Tue 3 Jul 2007
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we had a little holiday.
we went to Grandmaman and Grandpapa’s house for the Canada Day long weekend. Oscar went to see Grandmaman ride in the Canada Day parade, on a horse-drawn float (yes, Oscar’s grandparents live in the 1800s. or a very small town. you pick your preferred version of the story). Oscar petted the horse’s nose, and then snatched his hand away, rapt but cautious. Oscar toddled and rolled in dandelion fluff, and played by the sea, and dragged a heavy blue bocce ball around the lawn for half an hour like his own pet rock. Oscar decided he likes cake, and doesn’t like lobster – clearly, he is my child after all – and got a ride on his first tricycle, and was enthralled by the little Oscar-size cottage and train Grandpapa built down by the beach, his own personal wonderland. he was quizzical about the grainy sand, and timid about all the friendly great-aunties and uncles, and if he’d been allowed to stay up for the bonfire he’d probably have loved it, but mommy & daddy had to enjoy it on his behalf instead. there was a lot of smiling, all a terribly picturesque time.
go ahead. ask to see the photos.
erm…yes. one little problem.
i am sad to report that our camera is currently on hiatus, its battery as a doornail. it’s one of those finicky camera-charger combos that has to sit in a little shoe to charge, and the little man-bit of the charger no longer seems to light the fire of the camera’s lady parts, so to speak. i couple them ’til they click, whispering suggestively all the while, but the camera’s little blue light remains unlit, alas. even when i wiggle them together like Barbies doing the nasty. seeing as the warranty has expired, i fear the rest of Oscar’s childhood will go tragically undocumented unless somebody invents a Viagra for electronic appliances. if any of you have connections with the fine people at hp Photosmart, i encourage you to tell them of our plight. and tell them that like, i know it happens to everyone…but seriously? i don’t want to be this involved in my camera’s intimate interiors. next time, i’m buying something with a simple, straightforward plug.
and by next time, i probably mean next week.
but in the meantime, i offer these lovely artistic renderings of our vacation at the seaside…![]()
yeh, who needs cameras anyway? though O may wonder someday why exactly he didn’t have a nose in childhood…
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while we were away creating memories and fodder for great art, though, the world did not stop.
there was more bounty. my online girlfriend, Ms. Redneck Mommy – i know, i know, she’s everybody‘s online girlfriend, she’s an incorrigible flirt – flicked her sticky fingers wand and dropped a Rockin’ Girl Blogger award upon me. which, um, rocks, even though any non-hand-drawn picture of me would point out how the word “girl” becomes more of a stretch all the time. but i like my pretty new button, however i have to squeeze to get it over my hips, and have decided to continue stretching its use of the word “girl” by passing it along to a fine blogger who happens to be technically even further from girlhood than myself, but who rocks most indubitably. Mary, come on down. glad you’re out here adding your voice to the chorus.
and still more. the lovely Jen from Playgroups are No Place for Children nominated this for A Perfect Post for June. it was for sweet/salty Kate‘s Liam, and for Finn, but mostly for all of us who in moments find ourselves cotton-mouthed and stuck for words. the funny thing is, i don’t have words to tell Jen how much it meant that she chose that post, because it was something i’ve been struggling to say for a long time. but i am grateful for the honour.
and lastly…the struggles that sometimes leave us all not knowing what to say go on even though i go away for the weekend. Whymommy‘s gearing up to start chemo with great courage and positivity, and the Team Whymommy badge on the ever-filling sidebar is a sign of solidarity and support. i think Thordora would kick my ass if i started a Team Thor, but…she needs a little love too, these days. mental illness is as real and as debilitating and often as life threatening as physical illness, and so much harder to talk about, to drag out of the closet. but she’s fighting too. so lend her a thought where you can, or a word, and some hope. ’cause things, these days, are tough all over.
thus endeth the public service announcements for today, friends. tune in next week when you’ll hear Miss Bonnie say “how in god’s name do i draw a horse, anyway?!?”




July 4th, 2007 at 2:28 am
you are like this great ball of love, sharing it with everyone.
thank you for that.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:29 am
That looks like one of them fun holidays. Good for you three. Not so convenient for me. Cause, you know, I missed you. :)
Glad to see you back and with all the fine bounty you most certainly deserve.
BTW, We have Olympus 720SW. New one is 770SW, I believe. It’s the one you can take under water. I shit you not. And you can drop it on cement floor and such. Sadly, no B&W setting. But I discovered that as an effect in Picassa, so will give it a try on some of the pics I am interested in messing with.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:32 am
I must be lonely. I envy the camera’s lady parts all that action…or at least the attempt.
Perfect Post, indeed. Dang, wish I’d thought of that.
And, finally, thanks for the PSAs and keeping us all on our toes.
July 4th, 2007 at 3:04 am
: ) sorry to hear about your camera but that picture by the sea is brilliant !!
July 4th, 2007 at 4:02 am
You my friend are multitalented. Glad you had a lovely visit!
July 4th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Have you tried trading in the charger for a new model? A fresher one may be more effective for your camera’s lady bits. And that totally cracked me up!
July 4th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Your poor camera not getting the action it needs. . .
And I LOVE Mary–perfect!
July 4th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Loves me that Mary G. Always have. And yes, that post of yours was a PP.
Our camera has PEI sand in the shutter and as such all our pictures are framed by a black shadow of foreboding. I try to crop it out but I do not sleep well at night.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Viagra for electronic appliances….brilliant!! Maybe I’ll invent it and get rich!
And you’re welcome. It was the best, most eloquent, most touching post I ever read.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Oscar looks like he’s having a great time by the sea. And also a bit like Charlie Brown. We had to quickly send away for a new camera prior to last weekend and it came just in time – on FRIDAY AFTERNOON!
July 4th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I had a really lovely chargeable baby monitor that no longer takes a charge, so I feel your pain. They no longer make that model because it was really handy, actually allowing me to let my kids sleep in the places that they actually fall asleep.
Congratulations, girl!
July 4th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I love the photo of Oscar. The ocean looks beautiful!
July 4th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Ahhh…I love that drawing. Will you show us some more?
July 4th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Oscar has turned into Charlie Brown! You need a PG rated camera, for sure …
Canada Day: official long weekend of visits to the grandparents.
:-)
July 4th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
You have the panda bears of the Kodak world. But the drawing is adorable!
July 5th, 2007 at 12:45 am
Too funny…x rated camera…If I drew a picture of the Baby it would also closely resemble Charlie Brown. I know you are very busy but I tagged you on my blog, but I understand if you can’t get to it.
July 5th, 2007 at 2:51 am
You are rockin’, girl or no.
July 5th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Thanks Bon. I owe you coffee and timbits when you make it over here. :)
July 6th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Yay for the old days and hand-drawn renditions of beachy vacations!
July 6th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
You make me sound like an aging, promiscuous whore.
Thanks for that.
Harumph.
I only flirt with those I like.
Damn it.
Now come over here so I can casually touch your boobs…(hidden in a well designed hug of course…or reaching for the salt…whatever works.)