Comments on: dear universe http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/ i will NOT scribble on the children Sat, 19 May 2012 03:17:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Nico http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-75383 Nico Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:29:30 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-75383 You hit the nail on the head. Please.STOP.Procreating! You hit the nail on the head. Please.STOP.Procreating!

]]> By: JuliaKB http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74994 JuliaKB Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:43:13 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74994 The only way I hear this type of news is by watching Keith Olberman, who, between special comments that call for the resignation of our so-called president, just can't stop snarking on Brit. Which is fine by me-- I can't take that crap straight up anyway. But I think he had a point about this latest one-- the poor kid has a mom who sold the story and pre-sold future pictures of the future grandbaby to a magazine. I think if Jamie Lynn is serious about going back to Louisiana, she should in fact run. But anywhere she is, 16 is way too young. Your rant, though? Awesome! The only way I hear this type of news is by watching Keith Olberman, who, between special comments that call for the resignation of our so-called president, just can’t stop snarking on Brit. Which is fine by me– I can’t take that crap straight up anyway. But I think he had a point about this latest one– the poor kid has a mom who sold the story and pre-sold future pictures of the future grandbaby to a magazine. I think if Jamie Lynn is serious about going back to Louisiana, she should in fact run. But anywhere she is, 16 is way too young.
Your rant, though? Awesome!

]]> By: S http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74820 S Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:13:55 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74820 I was going through the same feelings when trying to get pg with K and the old spears brat was popping out hers like pez candy. i still find it very cruel that the dumbf*cks have a million kids and the decent people have to suffer. now that jail bait spears is having one i think of the bloggers i know who are trying their damnedest and just shake my head - i don't understand how or why things work like this. maybe it's better if i don't understand. gray matter might ooze out of my ears from a brain rupture. sorry you're going through this right now, bon. I was going through the same feelings when trying to get pg with K and the old spears brat was popping out hers like pez candy.
i still find it very cruel that the dumbf*cks have a million kids and the decent people have to suffer.
now that jail bait spears is having one i think of the bloggers i know who are trying their damnedest and just shake my head – i don’t understand how or why things work like this. maybe it’s better if i don’t understand. gray matter might ooze out of my ears from a brain rupture.

sorry you’re going through this right now, bon.

]]> By: bon http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74770 bon Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:37:17 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74770 oh, sorry Christy. i thought gerbils ate their young. as for the parenting book by Lynne Spears, i was actually surprised that it was being pulled - seems like the time will be ripe for some fine, staged platitudes and money to be made. oh, sorry Christy. i thought gerbils ate their young.

as for the parenting book by Lynne Spears, i was actually surprised that it was being pulled – seems like the time will be ripe for some fine, staged platitudes and money to be made.

]]> By: christy http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74766 christy Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:21:58 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74766 I think you have just insulted all the gerbils in the world. Gerbils are obviously better parents than Brittany Spears. I think you have just insulted all the gerbils in the world. Gerbils are obviously better parents than Brittany Spears.

]]> By: Fran Loosen http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74742 Fran Loosen Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:14:58 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74742 The shit thing about the universe is it weighs on you so heavily...repressive really...and when you push back it gives way and spins you end over end into fricking infinity. It's like a heavy stinky smothering blanket pressing in on you and then when you cast your weight against it it send you spinning and swimming in suspension gel as you rocket away from your straining back launch pad. It takes awhile to recover and get your feet back on the ground. The only way to resolve it is to rid yourself of the sheer shit from the inside out. Bark at the moon! Hugs to you. The shit thing about the universe is it weighs on you so heavily…repressive really…and when you push back it gives way and spins you end over end into fricking infinity. It’s like a heavy stinky smothering blanket pressing in on you and then when you cast your weight against it it send you spinning and swimming in suspension gel as you rocket away from your straining back launch pad. It takes awhile to recover and get your feet back on the ground. The only way to resolve it is to rid yourself of the sheer shit from the inside out. Bark at the moon!

Hugs to you.

]]> By: whymommy http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74738 whymommy Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:50:18 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74738 Yeah. You're a good bitcher. And this needed a good bitch-out-loud. Unbelieveable stuff, this. Wonder what Nick will say? You know what chaps my hide even worse, though? The stories I read daily in The Washington Post that tell of inner-city families that can't keep their babies and toddlers alive. Seems like a baby dies here every week from neglect, from rage, from uneducated parents who let their wants and needs and selves get the better of their love for their children. Nothing makes me madder than a father or mother who doesn't protect -- and in fact hurts -- their children. I just want to pick all those babies up, snuggle them in a blanket, and give them to parents who WOULD love and protect them. To fix this imbalance in the universe. Because that's what really sucks. When so many good parents go without the children they so desparately want ... and others simply find themselves pregnant. Bitch on, my friend. Bring the injustices to light. Yeah. You’re a good bitcher. And this needed a good bitch-out-loud. Unbelieveable stuff, this.

Wonder what Nick will say?

You know what chaps my hide even worse, though? The stories I read daily in The Washington Post that tell of inner-city families that can’t keep their babies and toddlers alive. Seems like a baby dies here every week from neglect, from rage, from uneducated parents who let their wants and needs and selves get the better of their love for their children.

Nothing makes me madder than a father or mother who doesn’t protect — and in fact hurts — their children. I just want to pick all those babies up, snuggle them in a blanket, and give them to parents who WOULD love and protect them. To fix this imbalance in the universe. Because that’s what really sucks. When so many good parents go without the children they so desparately want … and others simply find themselves pregnant.

Bitch on, my friend. Bring the injustices to light.

]]> By: Mrs. Chicky http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74715 Mrs. Chicky Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:59:03 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74715 Bitch away. I like you like this. Bitch away. I like you like this.

]]> By: Andrea http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74705 Andrea Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:38:00 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74705 Do you know, I heard the other day that Lynne Spears was supposed to write a parenting book. !!! Which has since been cancelled, but think of hte comedic potential. How To Raise Your DAughters to be Extra Superstars with the Moral Sense of a Gnat. You're right. The wrong people seem to get everything they want. Do you know, I heard the other day that Lynne Spears was supposed to write a parenting book.

!!!

Which has since been cancelled, but think of hte comedic potential. How To Raise Your DAughters to be Extra Superstars with the Moral Sense of a Gnat.

You’re right. The wrong people seem to get everything they want.

]]> By: Aurelia http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-74695 Aurelia Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:58:18 +0000 http://cribchronicles.com/2007/12/20/dear-universe/#comment-74695 Oh the struggle to ignore these people....just kills me. These week I've given up on achieving Mudita. Maybe next week. Oh the struggle to ignore these people….just kills me. These week I’ve given up on achieving Mudita. Maybe next week.

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