Tue 29 Jul 2008
little duck
Posted by bon under smitten stuff
[27] Comments
weekend before last, in Halifax, we took Oscar and his cousins to the Public Gardens. sure, the place is a beautiful collection of Victorian arboreal exotica with rare trees, a few leafy survivors older than anyone i know…but those points of charm were of little interest to three boys under three. the Gardens is kewl because it has DUCKS, people.
free range ducks, the fearless kind.
my lumbering, slow-moving mother self was no match for ducks. Oscar was IN LOVE. or in glee, if glee is a state of being. fat fingers pointed and little feet stamped and there was squealing, and it wasn’t just me. when the ducks waddled off, Oscar chased them. with zeal. it became clear that if i did not figure out how to move faster, my son was going to topple headfirst into the murky water and come up baptized with green duck shit. luckily, his father materialized from parking the car and saved O from himself and from the excesses of duck delight, but still, the boy was twitterpated.
and he remains so. all week, in the bath, his yellow rubber duckie has been put through his paces, forced to bob and weave and lead O around the tub like a plastic pied piper, whilst cries of “duck! duck!” permeate the bathroom. O saw a pigeon yesterday, and wooed it with a plaintive “duck?!”…though i think he knew he was fooling himself.
i am becoming one of Those Mothers, indulgent and soft at the core. or in the head. i found myself wondering if we could keep a real duck in the tub.
he’s just so friggin’ infectious, that kid. my kid.





July 29th, 2008 at 9:55 am
I have ALWAYS wanted a duck. I was allowed a pig, sheep, rabbits, chickens turkeys cat dog horse cow, but no ducks.
Martin and my Dad have joined forces and still, even in adulthood, no duck allowed.
Grab them and take em home Oscar, mom and dad will just have to find a way. Kiddy pools are all they need.
I’m such a sucker too.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:05 am
What a menagerie, Misty! I totally relate to O’s feelings. I wanted all the cute animals I saw, including dolphins (they fit in the bathtub, right?) and “horse puppies” (John’s term for them – perhaps the garage?).
We did have real horses for 4 years growing up, and I did fulfill the childhood dream of owning a bunny (though John would tell you to think Monty Python at this point). But even today I want to take them home, though Baloo, our fuzzy four legged 3rd child, would probably protest.
I love the photo, Bon!
July 29th, 2008 at 10:13 am
So sweet, that feeling that makes us want to make their passions materialize, so we can relive their utter joy.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am
My 3YO’s first real belly laugh as a baby was at the antics of ducks.
My girls ask me to take them to the cemetery to see the geese. Big, mean geese. We have our own catechism of rules for behavior around geese: “What do you do if a goose hisses at you?” “BACK UP!”
July 29th, 2008 at 10:31 am
We went to the grocery store one morning, and three ducks were waddling in the parking lot. Porgie fell in love with them. Since that morning, Porgie looks for ducks every time we go to the store. Unfortunately, we haven’t seen anymore ducks:(
Your little guy is too cute!
July 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
My girls and I have had countless conversations about keeping a duck for a pet in the bathtub. You are not alone.
Your O is so cute; I love these photos!
July 29th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
There is a duck pond near enough to us that that is where all the stale bread is targeted for. Monkey feeds them, and then she chases them. I think I had a photo of that some months back. She hasn’t asked for one to keep, thankfully. :)
July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
they are irresistible, aren’t they?
just you wait…
July 29th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
cute!
but a duck? in the bathtub? I’d really rather have a shark.
;)
July 29th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I think a duck would keep well in the tub. :)
I took my girls to the duck pond at the University of Oklahoma each fall and spring when they were itty bitty. Fabulous photo ops. Although, on one chilly morning, the ducks had obviously been neglected by fairweather pond goers, and they were a little too enthusiastic about the bread my then almost 2 year old held in her hands. Imagine me, juggling my camera, a newborn, the double stroller and a terrified toddler fumbling our way through the park, back to the car with a gaggle of rabid geese and pandamonium nipping at my heels…
July 29th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The problem with ducks – and it’s a biggie – is that they crap EVERYWHERE. Other than that, they are personable and sweet.
Look what a big boy O is! Crazy!
July 29th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
My big kids used to revel in going to the big, stinky, stagnant pond to visit the Gucks! Now they only tolerate it for the sake of their sweet little toddler sister. They are, however, quite fond of the chickens in our backyard. Ducks in the bathtub? Why not!
July 29th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
he is delicious, that one.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I haven’t taken Isaac to the Public Gardens yet because I don’t want the poor ducks to have heart attacks when he charges off the path and tries to “pat them a lil’ bit”. But I think I’ll have to – that picture is too cute.
Next time you’re in town, let me know – we can put Isaac and O. together and see what happens.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
The road to becoming one of Those is slick with duck shit.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Lovely story but here is my very real warning from a very real chapter of my life. I had three ducks as a child. They all were eaten, probably by racoons. I was sad. The end.
Have fun at the park!
erin
July 29th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
There is a picture book about one of the Public Gardens ducks. I think it’s called Gracie: The Public Gardens Duck. Given its regional flair, I’m guessing it’s Nimbus that published it. FYI. In case you need stocking stuffers.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:17 am
twitterpated is the best word EVER. and, of course, it is the best word to describe a boy head over heels for ducks!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Quack!
I have some good pictures of Q chasing geese in a local park. Then he slipped and got his pants covered in goose muck. Ick. Oh well, it didn’t dampen his spirits!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
So friggin’ cute!
I’ve always had a thing for ducks, too.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I heard ducks and geese do make good pets, but they can be noisy. And nosy too.
and I wonder how it must be to be baptized by green duck shit- are you sure they’re green???
July 30th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Hee hee. I too find myself considering ridiculous purchases at times. And I’ve totally given over to Dora despite my once-ardent “no licensed characters” thing. Sigh.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:01 am
Maybe there is something about having kids that makes all furry / feathery things even more appealing than normal. We have been listening to the same question repeated at semi-regular intervals lately, and so far I’ve been strong. “Can we buy a cat Mummy?” or sometimes “Let’s get a cat Mum”.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I used to want a duck, too.
Once, when L. was two, he tried to follow a duck down an embankment and rolled the rest of the way down, head over heels, until he came to rest in a pile of goose and duck poo.
I think that cured him.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
two words: monkey harness (can be bought at Target or Walmart here). best way to give them their freedom whilst keeping a tight rein on them.
think you are going to have to forgo the duck in the bath. you will eventually need to use the tub!
August 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Ducks are the best. I want a duck. Or a chicken. They could live in my loft bed if I could potty train them. ;)
August 11th, 2008 at 2:42 am
When I was seven we visited Stanley Park and a swan opened a can of whoop ass on me. Okay, that might be an exaggeration. But the thing did go crazy and started snapping at me (and ONLY ME) and chased me around the pond while I screamed and my parents laughed and people took photographs. To this day I’m freaked out by billed animals. I got cold sweats just looking at O’s photo — who I think if now cute AND brave for being so near those wild animals.